subs aren't working

guess what...
the subtitles for advent children won't work on my player. that just totally sucks. for those people who don't know what advent children is, it's the final fantasy vii movie which just came out after... oh i don't know... just a long long time... it's really worth a watch.. i'm intending to watch it over and over again... but the damn subs aren't working, and the only japanese i understand is 'konnichiwa' and 'naruto'...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
the worst part is, i already watched half the movie and now i really wanna know what happens next... i was so happy when my cousin passed me the movie this morning, but now, i'm suffering from a serious case of final fantasy depravation... i thought of watching some other anime, but i'm not in the mood for the full-on depressing-ness of full metal alchemist... i find that watching too much of it at once makes a person really quiet and moody... especially the later half of the episodes...
hmm... i'm beginning to think that this blogging business is a good way to complain without actually annoying anyone... i just hope none of my friends read it - that would be soooooo... retarded...
oh... did you know that 'reatardibility is radiatable'? words of a wise woman... or a mentally challenged individual, depending on how you look at it... since that phrase came up, i've noticed that an increasing number of people seem to be staying at least eight feet away from me... i wonder why... anyway, turns out that the word 'retardibility' doesn't exist... it's actually 'retardation', and no, 'retardedness' isn't a word either...
hey, sydney just beat west coast in the AFL grand final... someone i know who was watching the game is totally subdued suddenly... in the last few seconds, it looked like west coast was going to kick a winning goal, and she was ecstatic... screaming up and down the house... but one of the sydney guys caught it at the last second... now, she's just sitting in front of the tv... totally silent and motionless... oops, now she's begun abusing the sport... and the teams... "the ball was one bloody inch from the west coast guy's boot... how could he miss it? haiyah... aargh... *breathe in* *breathe out*" and the tv is suddenly turned off..
anyway... i'm gonna go find something to eat now...