Friday, February 24, 2006

the things teachers say

the english teacher:
"don't just write 'rama' on it, write your FULL NAME. not brandy, not madonna - you're not a rock star"

the photography teacher:
"now, the hand washing basin has a little bit of dishwashing detergent in it. TRIX detergent. peach perfect smell. *sniffs* ah~ i just love the smell of peaches."

the chinese teacher:
"WHAT'S ARE YOU LAUGHING AT? there's nothing funny. if you're laughing at nothing then you must be MAD"

the law&com teacher:
"[one day] try not to be racist... [another day, after making a racist comment] i'm sick of having to apologize in my own country. there's racism everywhere. DEAL WITH IT."

the chinese teacher [again]:
"ok, you, read this paragraph"
"[student] the topography of china blablabla..."
"[teacher] hang on. EVERYBODY BE QUIET. ok, continue"
"...there are hills and rivers - "
"when someone is reading you must all be quiet."
"[class is quiet] ...and lakes and mountains -"
"people who interrupt other people have no manners"

the math teacher:

[sorry, he's really boring. i never listen in class. no idea what he says]

the english teacher [again]:
"[32 degrees celsius] it's far too hot to study today. do some reading."

the s&e teacher:

"resources can be classified into renewable and non-renewable resources. ... humans are a renewable resource"


the science teacher:
"i'll be nice to you next week. i won't give you a test."

the photography teacher [again]:
"girls, when you're in the darkroom, if you feel anyone touching you, KICK HARD"

1 comment:

Fin said...

haha that's good XD
gotta love when teachers do that, every teacher is ....unique? ><

oh well, see you around!