the arsewipe

i shall not name this arsewipe, for obvious reasons... not that i am concerned about his safety after other people read this post, it's just that i am a reasonable person that actually holds a certain amount of respect for other people, even though they may be equivalent to RECYCLED toilet paper.. so we shall refer to him as arsewipe for the time being [thanks so much, ken, for this wonderful nickname]

wanna know what?? i've been annoying this arsewipe for the last two terms, and he's never put up a fight.. today, he talked back and i was like "yeah, he's responding!!!" cause that means i get to have a lot more fun.. so we went back and forth for a while, and it was funny..

now, when i insult him, i do it purely out of fun.. i don't do it because i hate him or anything - i mean, he definitely does not rank in my list of favourite people [doesn't even come anywhere close to 'favourite'] but i don't hate him.. so when insulting him, i stick to a certain standard.. there is a line that i do not cross - the line between funny and just plain evil...

THE BLOODY ARSEWIPE HAS NO SUCH LINE

first he calls me a faggot, right? ok, i'm not even the right gender to warrant that name.. then he moves on to "dick with a..." he got scared by the look on my face and stopped himself halfway... oh, to be sure, i smacked him hard!!! then i stopped insulting him cause he just went way too far [i won't go into the details]... but i did tell him in my serious voice that he'd crossed the invisible boundary between joking and just plain offensive..

lucky for him, i actually have standards.. cause there are a million and one things i could say about him that would really grind him into a hole six [thousand] feet under.. primarily to do with his race [indian].. see, i told you i have standards.. so that friggin' arsewipe is now a friggin' crossed the line arsewipe of a baby rat...... a baby rat carrying the plague..

what an asshole!!!