sitting on the staircase of room 32
lunch time
topic of conversation: weight vs. bone density
**note: i can't really remember exactly what we said, but it went something like this...
kim: ... he's shorter than me but his bones are a lot bigger than mine.
sarah: that's cause he's a guy. guys have bigger bones, e.g. my brother
[background info: sarah's brother weighs a lot because his bones are very heavy. this has been confirmed by some doctor who ran tests. ken is totally normal sized, no worries, and now has an excellent excuse to blame his weight on]
kim: hahaha. too bad your bones are so smallsarah: says who? *feels her wrist bones*
kim: *feels sarah's wristbones then feels own, sarah feels kim's wristbones*
sarah: oy, look who's talking.. your wrist is smaller than mine.
kim: no way *feels the bones again*... shit, you're right.. WTH???
sarah: HAHAHA... i can blame my weight on my bones... you can't
kim: *continues to compare bone size* i can't be the only one right.. *proceeds to grab random people and feel their wristbones... is dissatisfied with the result*
sarah: now i know why richard broke his arm.
[background info: richard chen is this - i'm so sorry to say - loser in our class who broke his arm trying to hit some other guy]
kim: why?sarah: cause his bones were as brittle as -
kim: BRITTLE??? who said anything about brittle bones???
sarah: ok, ok... cause his bones were as *pause* delicate as yours..
kim: *too stupid to realise she was sarcastic* that's better...
sarah: haha... you got small bones..
kim: T____T sheesh!
1 comment:
that was pretty damn funny XD quite an accurate re-enactment too..i forgot the delicate bit XD there there.. maybe you could try blaming your weight on your water weight XD
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