rufti lumours

school starts tomorrow.

whoopee.

let's not talk about this.

the refreshments out back today at church were really sweet. some wintermelon thing and another sweet thing [DOUDOUCAIBANG... no idea] that nobody had ever seen before. we were all eating it when kynan came by and said "hey, don't you think this tastes like lip balm?". then all us girls started gagging cause you know what? it did taste like lip balm. so gross.

kfc for lunch. said jane "we're eating fast food for lunch every sunday until we can find a good and little known chinese restaurant that is close by." then as an afterthought... "and cheap."

i ignored all the work i am yet to do before tomorrow in favour of watching a taiwanese serial. this interest i suddenly have in asian dramas was borne from boredom. and now it's a welcome refuge from doing work. we finished watching it started with a kiss today, which i actually quite liked because it's DAMN FUNNY. yes, i actually understood the jokes even though they were in chinese.

at the same time i can't help feeling that each episode i watch is a waste of my life. which it probably is. BUT... i'm learning chinese. my chinese vocabulary has benefited greatly from watching it. if i ever have to confess my love to some guy in chinese, i can do it with no problems.



something disturbing and wrongly funny at the same time. this is based on a true story. my friends in m'sia told me about this. names have been changed just in case. in case of what i dont know. but just in case.

btw, background info: barney is actually gay. he sms-es fred one day. the written transcript is courtesy of shitspitter. taken from onceuponatime. i backspaced some of the really super wtf disturbing shit shitspitter put in. do NOT read if you're very homophobic.

*notes for non-malaysians. perasan is kinda like... when someone isn't actually referring to you but you think they are. and pei in this case means be by your side.


barney:Hi, how r you? how was ur lovely day n ur lovely self?
fred:Well, my day is alrite, wat about yours?

-[B]barney starts to perasan that fred LOVES him at the moment where he replied barney's sms.-

barney:so wat r u doin now?
fred: im juz watching tv and thinking about something.

-barney starts to perasan again, he thinks that fred is thinking about him.-

barney: i think that ur really really cute fred. (he wanted to say sexy, hardcore, gorgeous too, but that's too 'rough' for the first time, maybe the next time.)
fred: owh...erm..thanks. you too...

-this time, barney is really perasan already, he's goin in for the kill-

barney: so do u wanna be my boyfriend??? i promise that i will treat you real good n pei u till the end of time n i promise you, i swear to god that i will NEVER BACKSTAB u in my life.
fred: huh??
barney: I also promise to love and care you, in sickness or in hardship, till death do us part.

5 minutes later,

barney: Why no reply de???
fred: erm, i was bz.
barney:oh ok, well i love you babe, MuAkZzzz NerHZzzZ..
fred: erm....Okaayy...(by saying Okaayy, barney thinks that he has accpeted him and is allowed to kiss him n stuff.)
barney: ok then babe, i gtg shuffling now...msg u later k?
fred: ok, bye.
barney: and oh, btw juz to let you know, im very PRO in shuffling, and some people call me the SHUFFLE GOD.
fred: okok. byebye
barney: ok, bye....S@aRanG H3yoH~~~ MuaKzZZz neErHZzzZ...


now do you know why he's called shitspitter? it was a lot more graphic before editing. and apparently, the sms-es really did go like that, but with less bunga la. barney did tell fred he was cute, and he did ask fred to be his boyfriend. where got shit like this happen everyday one?

damn, the manglish came out.