little girl fancies

am currently stuck on my G&T EPW on vectors so i am opting for the ever available, ever welcoming vice of procrastination.

vice (noun)
1) evil, esp. grossly immoral, habit or conduct;
2) bad habit;
3) particular form of depravity;
4) defect, blemish.

PROCRASTINATION IS WRONG!! i am an example of what procrastination can do to you. my previous G&T EPW was a totaly fail [8/24 anybody?], and if you're big on achieving high, procrastinating is not a good way to go. learn by example, preferably other people's.

so i was trying to figure out how i got an equation so perfect that it totally cancels out on both sides and i essentially have nothing left to work with...

-a + b = -ha + ha + b - a -kb +kb

when *deng deng deng* i spaced out. and i suddenly remember something totally random.

it was a little classroom incident from when i was in kindergarten. we all know that little kids can be very honest [*coughuntactfulcough*] and very, very shameless, right? well, when i was 5 or 6, there was this boy in my class that a lot of girls liked [to this day i do not understand why]. it just happened that he was a good friend of mine [the kind where your mother knows his mother and sometimes you go over to their house and play with the really noisy remote control car and eat all their food].

for illustration purposes, let's call the boy bob tan ki bum.

anyway, bob was apparently the hot stuff in our class, and probably his most notable admirer was this girl called ana. she had a cousin called abbie, also in our class [she probably liked him too, i forget]. anyway, ana and i didn't always get along because, well, it's self explanatory. i remember sometimes we were friends, and suddenly when bob comes along the good ol' "i don't friend you anymore" is pulled out.

but that's another story. just now, i remembered there was once the teacher left the classroom for a little while and what was a subdued bunch of children suddenly became a pack of rabid demons. in the midst of all this, ana suddenly got up onto one of the tables and yelled for everyone to be quiet.

then she screamed at us "BOB TAN KI BUM IS THE SMARTEST AND HANDSOMEST BOY IN THIS CLASS" and she turned slowly around the classroom, looking down on us and waggling her finger as if daring us to oppose her. there was a short silence, like everyone was too stunned to speak for a while.

then we all went rabid again.

because we have attention spans of about three seconds.

i do not think she would like to be reminded of this incident XD.