lesson #4459 on battling stupidity

lesson #4459 on battling stupidity

chapter one:
don't bother bringing your physics book with you when you go out in the hope of finding time to study because in the event that you do find time, you will just go to sleep. this would effectively make your bringing the book in the first place redundant.

chapter two:
avoid getting pissed off with your sister. [this will be explained in later chapters]

chapter three:
3.1 always remember to bring everything you bring with you to work, back home with you from work. be alert, because leaving something there is a pain when you don't go back to work until tuesday.
3.2 this also applies to leaving things in the public toilet.

chapter four:
avoid getting pissed off with your sister, because this invariably leads to long term problems. however, it is the short term problems that will kill you.

chapter five:
applications. let us imagine a scenario.
1) you bring your physics book out with you because you think you'll have time to study, but all you really do is play then sleep.
2) you have work right after this so you are forced to bring your book with you.
3) however, you need to change out of your normal clothes into your work clothes, so you do this in the toilet.
4) you get annoyed with your sister over something very petty.
5) you go to work, and come home. then you realize you've left your physics book at work. this is bad because you have a physics test on monday, and you don't got back to work till tuesday.
6) you have a problem because you do not remember bringing your book with you to work. so where is it?
7) you retrace your steps. yes, you had it when you were eating subway. yes, you had it when you were changing. oh shit, you didn't have it when you go to work. which means...
8) when you were changing you put your book on top of the closed toilet seat cover in the toilet. you did not bring it out.
9) why? you weren't thinking straight. because you were pissed at your sister.


if anyone finds a heinemann physics textbook, please return it to me.
it has a red cover, about 400 pages.
it says "Sean Wong" on the first page in blue pen.
then it says "Kimberley Chieng" underneath in pencil.
it also says "$15" in big numbers.