april's fools

APRIL'S FOOL!!

i was supposed to be born on this day 15 years ago. imagine how totally horrific it would've been if i had. IMAGINE HAVING APRIL 1ST AS A BIRTHDATE. the "presents" you would get. i know i for one would love to give someone a "present" on april fools.

good thing i was overdue.

moving on. i haven't actually done anything to anybody today. i haven't planned to. which is unlike me. granted, playing tricks on people is something i do on an almost daily basis, but it's different on April's fools.

i remember there was one year when i put toothpaste on the toilet seat. it was intended for the sister, but the mother sat on it first. good thing the mother was half asleep and dismissed it. but the sister noticed that there was something wrong with the seat. then the kim nearly got strangled.

another year, i decided that it would be fun to put water on all my friends' chairs. that was funny. about the same funny as watching someone yelp after they've sat on those butt traps you put on their chairs. you know, the ones that you make with staples and leave the pointy bit up. yeah, those. [sorry, jon. i know it's a sore point]

this isn't to say that i haven't been owned either. one year, i sat between these two dudes who are constantly pushed around by me. on april's fools day that year, i sat down as usual and they both looked at me. i was like "whadda....." and then they start laughing. i smacked them and stood up, or tried to. my butt came up but the skirt remained on the chair. i smacked them again. the assholes put UHU glue on my chair. the really sticky kind that dries fast and leaves white marks. i had to peel the back of my skirt off the chair. and walk around with white marks on it the rest of the day.

poor kakak, she had to wash the skirt.

my friends are pretty naughty too. the girls, this time. a couple of them went around that day telling some of the guys that they've had crushes on them since forever. the smarter ones just said "bullshit" and walked away. but a few of them actually believed it!! that was HILARIOUS. it was cruel, but funny watching the guys squirm and stuff. good thing none of them went "ohmigosh. really? i feel the same way" that would've been so embarrassing.

we're a bunch of april's fools. i don't know if i'm gonna do anything this year. amy was thinking of a pail of water on the door so that when someone came in the water splashed on the blablabla. the last time i tried that [with a book] my auntie walked in and it hit her on the head. good thing her son was in on it as well, so he got majority of the blame.

ah~ april's a rocking month.