awk awk chicken

there's a week of school left before the holidays. my friends have already gone off for their summers of fun in the sun without a care in the world.

and they call me a lazy bum.

so what will i do for the 7 weeks of liberation?

i have a choice of jet-setting to europe for a three week tour around France and Germany, with a short trip to Spain. or maybe i'll cruise around the carribean eating shrimp and drinking from coconuts. going to Japan for a couple of weeks sounds nice. i know! i'll take a round-the-world trip!

not.

last summer it was working 3 to 4 shifts a week at my lovely air-conditioned job. i ended up with new muscles, $600 and nothing to spend on. felt a great sense of achievement... until someone mentioned that i had no life. [i already knew this, but i thought if i didn't say it out loud then maybe, just maybe, it wouldn't be true]

it looked like the same thing would happen this year, when i got a phone call at about 3 this afternoon.

remember my job at the royal show last holiday? yeah, my boss called and offered me a job from 6.30am to 1.30pm monday to friday for the holidays.

hey, at least i have the afternoons free...

as if my non-life wasn't sad enough.


i don't wanna work 5 days a week so if anyone is interested in splitting the days with me... let me know. soon.