MAN, was I cute as a baby.
...I looked like a boy, but you know, that's irrelevant.
Not very chinese looking either (my eyes took up half my face), which was a bit weird.
NEVERTHELESS, I was cute.
Fact of life #2298
Every child - with no exception - whose parents owned, and were capable of operating, some form of camera at the time of said child's birth,
will have a potty photo.
will have a potty photo.
Definition: potty photo
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS. DON'T LIE.
Fact of life #2299
No matter how cute your misshapen head was, how happy you looked, how adorable you were in those striped pyjamas, no child will ever want The Potty Photo to (dis)grace the eyes of anybody outside the family. Heck, never take it out if you can help it. Do not acknowledge its existence (even though everyone already knows). In fact, when mummy's not looking, burn it.
No kidding.
I, personally, do not have a Potty Photo. No such picture exists in my album. That's right, I am Potty-Free! Potty Photo? What is this Potty of which you speak? Pfft. What? Who said that. I just told you, I don't have one! STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!
Final Remark:
The same rules apply to The Bath Photo.
1 comment:
yeah! i don't have a potty photo too and I looked so much like a boy. Actually maybe a combo of a pig and a boy with brown hair.
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