symptom: inability to form coherent sentences
cause: blocked nose = cannot breathe and talk at the same time
prognosis: wait till winter's gone
symptom: perpetual hunger
cause: state of normality + eating slightly less
prognosis: not good
symptom: eating slightly less *shock horror*
cause: blocked nose = can't breathe while eating
prognosis: GO DIE YOU STUPID FLU
symptom: blurness
cause: being kim
prognosis: not changing
symptom: failure to process speech and instruction
cause: knocked own head with badminton racket
prognosis: damage may be permanent
symptom: random bursts of happiness
cause: can only be dementia
prognosis: is dementia reversable?
symptom: whinging on a blog
cause: boredom and self pity [angry with the flu]
prognosis: tell you tomorrow
Wednesday, July 05, 2006
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*pats kim on the head gently while trying to avoid the teeth*
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