and on to the dishes

i just spent hours going through Fair Trading Policies, Diversity and Equal Opportunity, Health and Safety Procedures, Core Selling Techniques, the art of Visual Merchandising, Loss Prevention, Customer Service and Satisfaction, Returns Policies, Bullying and Discrimination, Emergency Procedures, and a whole lot of other workplace related stuff that jumbles up my already jumbled brain.

and then i did assessments.

three, to be exact.

i passed them all, of course. it'd be a bit sad if i could pass Chemistry and not work.

but i can't believe i actually read all that, then got tested.
it's just like being at school, only i actually get paid for the time i put into this, which is a definite bonus.

but they never mentioned the headache that comes with it.