more boring than being kung-fued by a monkey

jase told me to try this.
the Death Predictor.

this is mine...

kim: At age 26 you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.

this is very disturbing.
1) according to this, i have ten years left.
2) i am going to be in a small raft in a pool.
3) i can't actually swim -_-