going a bit crazy.

was woken up this morning by a phone call.

WHO CALLS AT SUCH AND UNGODLY HOUR?

me: mmngh. whatimeissit?
dk: 10.30.

*silence*

me: oh.



my sister is going cuckoo. she keeps talking to "the golden arch".
oh wait, i just realised that she's talking to a teddy bear.

the bear just told me to shut up.


the bears have personalities. the one closest to the lens has attitude and he's from the hoods. the second one i have nicknamed goldie - i don't know what it's real name is. the furthest one is boring XD. the little one is my favourite, cause she's so funny. she's japanese, but speaks english, chinese and korean as well. she also pretends to speak french.

sam says "you want to sleep on my bed?"
"hai!" (yes)
"you have to sleep on the shelf"
"wakarimasen." (i don't understand)
"sleep on the shelf?"
"iie." (no)
"why not"
"kowaii desu" (scary) *pause* "shelf kowaii desu, watashi was KAWAII!!" (the shelf is scary, and i'm cute!!)
"ohmygosh, lame lame, you have to sleep on the shelf"
"wakarimasen. watashi wa chisai desu." (i don't understand. i'm small)
"so?"
"watashi wa kimi daisuki!!" (i like you lots!!)

ok, i think i'll stop there. btw, neither of us know jap well at all. so that's pretty sad japanese.
and...
most of the time, the japanese bear was me talking >< style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">[edit] 12.22am the bears have just given me a lot of crap for getting their details wrong. apparently goldie is the one from the hoods. the chocolate one is from texas. i got confused.
the far one is still boring tho XD.