Monday, April 09, 2007

arnotts, nabisco, they're out to get me!

this is what currently lives in my room.


it's family members [previous tenants] have included tim tam classic dark, tim tam latte, and tim tam tia maria. and they are oh-so-good with milk.



and this is tim tam original's room mate, oreo wafer sticks. together, they are on a mission to give kim diabetes.

i've realized there is nothing worse than having food like this in your room. when i'm watching stuff on screen, when i'm doing work, when i'm just chatting, i will munch on them consistently. and you think if you eat slowly you won't eat as much of it. but you're wrong. because you're slow and steady, and when you spend as much time in front of the computer as i do, that accounts for a lot of food going down that greedy gullet of yours.

even now, i'm steadily finishing off the jars of macadamia nuts and cashew nuts in my room. so heaty, so bad for me.

so i'm saying this to help you. because i really don't want you all to suffer the temptation that i do. i don't want anyone else going through the pain of eating tim tam after tim tam knowing that you're building up that blood sugar.

do not let arnott's take over the table space in your room!!

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