banban

mo's been watching grey's anatomy [mcDreamy, mcSteamy, mcWhatever] and suddenly, everyone has a mcName [registered trademark].

moey - mcStumpy self explanatory
will - mcSmoothie because he's smooooth. literally.
sharon - mcLame just because.
jo - mcCrap cause he said the mcNames are crap
jess - mcChicken because she is chickenling
putri - mcPut because the guys say she goes putput
ritz - mcGay? hey, the guys made these up.
albie - BigMac because he is... big.

and for some obscure reason, i'm called mcBanana.

no, not because i'm yellow on the outside and white on the inside. it's because i sometimes bring bananas to school to eat, and the guys find this hugely amusing.

hey, they're really good for you, AND they're easy to peel.

once when will wanted to talk to me, instead of saying "kim, kim!", he accidentally said "banana, banana!". it was a slip of tongue, but this too was deemed exceedingly amusing, and i was stalked to intro calc by three guys calling me banana.


it's a curse. my friends [totally different set of them] debated about the virtues of apples over bananas [or vice versa] and one of them made up a song. it was about a chief, a kim [more specifically, this kim], and many, many bananas. imagine if you will a song made up entirely of various combinations of just two words.

KIM BANANA KIM BANANA KIM BANANA KIM BANANA
the chief has a thing about people who are named KIM.
KIM BANANA KIM BANANA KIM BANANA KIM BANANA
the chief has a thing about people who are named KIM.
KIM BANANA KIM BANANA KIM BANANA KIM BANANA
nananananaannnnnananananaannaan (x8)

no. i do not know who the chief is.

and no, you cannot call me banana.


[edit] moey just reminded me of a few mcNames i missed.
sennie: mcCow because that's what mo calls her
jen: mcPeaches decide this for yourself
michelle: mcChippy no idea
yan: mcPorky yes, moey is mean

and perhaps the best one of all...
tze chiang: mcBastard

for getting full marks in everything while not giving a shit