Monday, May 28, 2007

i am becoming increasingly ditzy


the hardest part is over.


now for the tedious.

but let us not dwell on that.

2 hours of vectors and proofs, components and cosines, can really do something special to your brain. all you want to do afterwards is sit down on a cracking leather couch and stare blankly into a 26-inch screen playing a lame-to-the-shits pirated DVD in extremely bad quality.

which is exactly what i did.


oh, sometimes i feel like doing that even without exams. but you know, i lack the cracking leather couch.

moving on.


the power of a brain-numbing afternoon in anti-exam
mode is never to be underestimated. we all have three [in eva's case four] exams to go, but that didn't stop Shaz and i from trooping over to Driver way for an afternoon of... nothingness.

this was weird because...
1) the three of us have never hung out together before. two by two, yes. but never three together. and
2) it was literally like "you wanna come my house
?". "okay".

eva and i sorta watched KOone - which you should never watch unless you're as lame as cheng loon. even then, i'm strongly against it - while sharon found refuge in the 1mx2m computer room watching Hana-Kimi, the drama.

Hana-Kimi was originally a manga, but it's been adapted into a taiwanese drama. it's about a girl who likes this guy [i know, original huh] who goes to an all boys' school. so what does this girl do? duh~ she pretends to be a guy so she can go to same school.

the hana-kimi art book. which i have. thanks to some lovely friends.

today, i stood behind shaz and watched a bit of it [she texted me from inside the same house because she got excited over some dude's muscles] and the only thing i could think was: that girl is so not a guy.

in our stoned states, we were heard to say...
how can anyone think she's a guy?
she's got hips man.
and she's so small.

but she's got a little moustache.

i hope her eyebrows are fake.
damn, she gets to touch him [and i swear this was not me]

jiro [fahrenheit], ella [s.h.e] and wu zun [fahrenheit].
i still don't reckon she can pass for male.


in between all this, eva and i came up with really lame applications for principals of physics and trigonometry that we can't help but regurgitate when we hear certain things. e.g.:

kim: why you walk that way?
eva: because there is a wind blowing in that direction, so if i walk in this direction, the resultant it makes with the wind will eventually bring me to the position vector of my house.

eva: i want to dye my hair like his. black, but a bit purple when it goes under the sun.
kim: it's black cause it absorbs all colours of light within the visible spectrum. but i guess it's purple under the sun because it reflects a bit of violet light back to our eyes.
eva: is it purple or violet light arh?

btw, update on the physics test...

"...even if you could see the sun, it would blind you and burn you and you would die."
0 marks.

"lick it."
0 marks.

"you shine a light through, then you measure the angles. then ah, you calculate the refractive index. then you compare. then you see. if good, then real lo. it not, then not lo."
3 marks [wth??]


thank God for the weird stuff he puts in my head.

now i hope it works for Lit.

2 comments:

Aarrrr said...

did you really write it in singlish, with the "ah" and the "lo" lol

kim said...

nope.

but maybe i would've gotten 4 out of 4 instead of 3 out of 4 if i had XD