i got a foot cramp today. at work. in the middle of helping a lady decide between Mario vs. Donkey Kong or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for her nephew's Nintendo DS.

it hurt like hell. the foot cramp, i mean.

she ended up getting Ninja Turtles.


chocolate and lollies are ever in abundance behind the cash registers where i work, and saturday was a day of spoiling myself (and my teeth) on them.

me: (when offered MORE) i've already eaten so much.
w1: (the feeder) well then, have some more.
w2: he's trying to fatten you up.
w3: yeah, like the wicked witch in Hansel and Gretel.