the fly

first off, thank you sarah, thank you jon, for the kind offers.. maybe wesley guys arent as bad as i thought they were.. and yeah, you wanna go find him? he lives really near the school.. sarah can give you details..

anyway, the latest episode in the princess arsewipe diaries is ominously titled..... wait for it, wait for it...... "THE FLY, and the larynx"

--transcript--
background information: arsewipe is a self proclaimed, self-righteous vegetarian who is supposedly against killing animals.
arsewipe: *claps both hands on an unfortunate fly, then lets go. the fly flops onto the table*
kim: i thought you were against killing animals
arsewipe: i didn't kill it. *prods the fly* see, it's still alive.
kim: right, just admit you killed it, ok.
arsewipe: no, seriously, look. it's moving *ok, so the fly wasnt dead... yet*
in the background, radestock is telling the class how sorry doesn't mean anything. it's just a vibration of the larynx, or vocal chords.
kim: that's not the point.. it's not enough for you to insult me, now you gotta torture a fly.
arsewipe: i said i was sorry about yesterday, ok?
kim: *after being prompted by sarah* sorry doesn't mean anything. it's just a vibration of the larynx.
arsewipe: fine -
kim: but just cause i'm a good person - the bigger person in this case - i'll forgive you.
arsewipe: *speechless* *goes back to prodding the fly and trying to make it fly*
kim: get that fly off my file!
arsewipe: did you know that a fly vomits 12 times every second?
kim: i do now. where did the fly go?
arsewipe: i'm not telling you.. you'll kill him.. and how do we know it's a HIM anyway..
kim: oho.. it's a female. even worse, man. VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN, AUSTRALIA SAYS NO!!!
---fast forward--- now we're doing our work ---
sharne: where did the fly go?
arsewipe: *looks around. lifts his book. the fly guts are smeared all over the table*
kim: hah! you killed the fly.
arsewipe: no i didnt.
kim: yeah you did, you squashed it man. now clean it up.
arsewipe: *cleans the fly up* i didn't kill it, ok?
kim: come on, what, you think the fly jammed itself under your book?
arsewipe: maybe it just didn't wanna live anymore.
---MAYBE IT JUST DIDNT WANNA LIVE ANYMORE?!?!?!?!?!?!---
kim: what? you think the fly actually committed suicide??
arsewipe: i'm just saying....
sarah: it's ok [arsewipe]... denial isn't the only river in egypt.

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