top ten sarah quotes:
10) go for it [something she says when she wants me to do something that i don't want to do]
9) denial isn't the only river in egypt [although it was ripped off]
8) geez, shut up kim... SHEESH
7) what i am you are [for use when i am insulting her]
6) you're so retarded, kim [promptly followed by "shit, what i am you are"]
5) you suck, kim, you absolutely suck
4) we are inter-influential [that's her, always inventing new words]
3) crude and cold [her short and blunt description of me]
2) everything we do should be for mutual edification [in other words, you help me i help you la!]
1) retardability is radiatable [i shall not dignify this by commenting]
top ten amy quotes:
10) you gotta help me, YOU GOTTA HELP ME!! [often accompanied by extreme harrassment in the form of grabbing your arm and shaking harder than you would a cocktail]
9) i don't get it [common phrase following an andwer to the above]
8) can i have some food?
7) heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee [high -pitched non-stop giggle which seems to erupt uncontrollably every second minute]
6) squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaal [imagine an off-key C# at 100% volume]
5) squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaal [imagine an off-key C# at 1% volume, an amazing feat]
4) my great-grandfather is still alive......... like.............. he's not dead... [?!?!?!]
3) aww, poor baby
2) heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee [occurs so commonly that it deserves two places]
1) HI KEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [or alternatively, HI JON!!!!!!!!!!]
top 10 kim quotes
10) i need to pee
9) oh, how lovely [sarcastic remark made at anything that is aimed to impress... but doesn't]
8) what is your problem, asshole?? [reserved only for moey, because he's such an... well, do i really have to say it?]
7) i'm sowie [variation of "i'm sorry" that reduces others to laughter and allows her time to escape]
6) distance - if it doesn't break, it makes [how deep, how profound, how totally irrelevant!!]
5) [when criticizing amy's spelling] amy, your spelling is beyong help.. [thanks very much jon, for pointing that out]
4) [when some guy smeared something down my back, i turned around] HEY!!! *pause to allow them to cower* WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU??? *pause, give them time to escape, see how merciful i am?* MOVE!!! *cause some guy was too stupid to get that i was gonna deck him at any moment*
3) wanna start something? [used when feeling aggro]
2) go away!!!
1) what doesn't kill you makes you fatter!!!
4) my great-grandfather is still alive......... like.............. he's not dead... [?!?!?!]
3) aww, poor baby
2) heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee [occurs so commonly that it deserves two places]
1) HI KEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [or alternatively, HI JON!!!!!!!!!!]
top 10 kim quotes
10) i need to pee
9) oh, how lovely [sarcastic remark made at anything that is aimed to impress... but doesn't]
8) what is your problem, asshole?? [reserved only for moey, because he's such an... well, do i really have to say it?]
7) i'm sowie [variation of "i'm sorry" that reduces others to laughter and allows her time to escape]
6) distance - if it doesn't break, it makes [how deep, how profound, how totally irrelevant!!]
5) [when criticizing amy's spelling] amy, your spelling is beyong help.. [thanks very much jon, for pointing that out]
4) [when some guy smeared something down my back, i turned around] HEY!!! *pause to allow them to cower* WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU??? *pause, give them time to escape, see how merciful i am?* MOVE!!! *cause some guy was too stupid to get that i was gonna deck him at any moment*
3) wanna start something? [used when feeling aggro]
2) go away!!!
1) what doesn't kill you makes you fatter!!!
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